Saturday, April 7, 2012

RIP Thomas Kinkade

This amazingly prolific hack is survived by: probably a wife he cheated on, millions of corny cornballs who bought his posters at malls, and a bunch of definitely horrible children who all have the middle name "Christian." Ugh.
Rest in creepy oversaturated pastel peace, you hack.


Friday, December 16, 2011

Monday, October 17, 2011

Thursday, April 7, 2011


Seattle reduction: befleeced yt nerd stays semi-close while his aZn chick flicks.


Wednesday, January 26, 2011


Me getting the bleu cheese dressing "on the side."

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Can't Hide

I sat on my camera last month, destroying the LCD screen.  Hackmove.  I can't navigate the menus to adjust the flash or image size, but that doesn't really matter: just point it in the general direction of the Hack Vortex and push the button.  Easy as pie.  Mmmm, pie.


Thursday, November 4, 2010